Wouldn`t it be awkward when you watch a Hollywood movie and you still see a White US President?

How is a BLACKOUT in India a big deal? Having light in Nigeria itself is a big deal.

D'banj - "I'm DBanj or Ski banj like my Jamaican friends call me" Me - "I'm wondering, is he still friends with those jamaicans?"

Apple Inc has stepped on toes after Samsung is gonna pay them about $1.05bn. If they mistakenly copy someone's style, they'll lose big time

Shout out to the peeps who would borrow other peeps phone just to tweet or update their status.

For those that use to LTAO, I wonder what u're gonna laugh off when the Ass is vanished

Its so hard for ladies to believe there's still a GENTLEMAN; any act of kindness u show is misinterpreted as an interest.

PAPARAZZI business in Naija doesn't sell at all. You hardly find the celebs out on the street in broad day light

You enter a bank, u see a long queue, and empty cubicles, yet they'll say they're not recruiting.

Who pairs WALES & SCOTLAND together in Football? They're about to start a 'Briton War' after this match

How I wish you know how many times I've lied to MYSELF just so I could believe YOU

U're good with typing fast on BB; but u can't show the same skill on a Laptop: wonder what ur talent was for then

Whenever I see a troupe of lawyers passing by, the first thing that comes to my mind is *OMG! Look at the bunch of people going to hell*

If James Bond say his name/introduces himself in the next Bond film, I'll take it personal.

Cops' *miranda rights*: "you have the right to remain silent...". Reading that to a mute wouldn't be an hassle.

Your City names are "Ocean city & Atlantic city"! Now 'hurricane sandy' has brought the ocean water to the cities, now you complain.

NEWS:"Al-Qaeda calls for more kidnapping of westerners". That's an improvement, at least its better than suicide bombing.

"I met you in HEAVEN, but you took me through HELL"